Friday, July 10, 2009

钓虾

今天放学不知道要做什么。 然后无聊的我们去钓虾。

我们在学校的附近找到了一间钓虾店,看起来很好玩。然后我给了RM13,只限一小时 。

刚开始我们一条都没钓到,然后我终于钓到了一只虾,我慢慢地pro起来。

之后我连续钓到3 只虾但是时间到了。

下次再去玩,希望可以钓到很多虾!!

Sunday, July 5, 2009

干杯!!!

第一次喝这么多杯酒,都参了Whiskey,Voka和DryGin。大概有5,6杯,但是我没醉,很清醒,只是脸很红。

这有秘方的。。。

我忘记从哪里得到的知识,如果每记错的话应该是在电视上。

喝酒前,一定要吃些东西,不可空肚子喝酒。
喝酒后,吃些食物如肉类,Cheese 等等。让食物吸收那些酒。

那么就没那么容易醉的啦!!

原来我不是很重要的

昨天我去朋友的生日会,我应该很开心的因为有很多朋友。但是我最后才发现,我在他们眼里好像是多余的人。

当Kah Fai 回家后,我感觉我在那里就是多余的。一班在聊天,一班在打麻将,一班在唱歌,一班在休息或拍拖。

我呢?聊天班永远都没有我的份因为他们很少和我聊心事。麻将输了但也赢了一点,之后让别人玩。唱歌,英文歌我不是很会唱。

然后我一个人在他的花园走走,虽然我说我在他家过夜但好像没什么人理会我因为我始终都不是他们的同班同学。

最后我还是回家了。

我终于发现我的人缘不好。认命吧!!

Sunday, June 28, 2009

叫我大师兄!! 哈哈哈

今天师傅原本要在1。30pm 教课(咏春) 但是他来不及。

他有吩咐过我,如果他不得空,我身为大师兄就代替他教那些师弟师妹。

所以我和我的师弟一起教我们的师弟师妹们。

我们教了一个小时半,师傅才到。之后师傅就教那些师弟师妹而我教我的师弟。

还蛮不错的嘛!!哈哈哈

P.S:我有一点内疚因为那些师弟师妹们都是大过我的。我是最年轻的但是反过来他们叫我大师兄。

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Sing K with SSG Fren + Her College Fren

I went to cheong k with my friends on monday
The Left one is my high skul fren,Pui Mun
The Right one is her College fren, Gui Gui
After cheong k we nothing to do so we start cam whore

Let's Spot the Differents
Haha..She said that I grew up taller edi..
So she wan compare it with her high hills and without it..

And this is her fren who is wearing shoes
See my Lan C look..haha

Thursday, June 11, 2009

命中注定??

我又再次失去了一个好朋友。我真的是注定每一年都要失去朋友??

在我Form 4的时候,我的朋友出卖了我。 失去了一个

Form 5 的时候,一个好朋友既然告诉我说我不是他的好朋友但是我是他的一条狗。 又失去了一个

毕业过后,各分东西了,很少见面了,感觉上好像分开了。 有些还去了外国深造。 要说再见了。

在College 也被一班朋友出卖,这比起中学的时候更厉害。他们不但出卖我,还落井下石。 再失去了一班朋友。

最近,我又失去了一个好朋友。问题在哪里?答案还是个问号!!她死都不告诉我,硬说不关我的事,是她自己的问题。又失去了一个好朋友

我真的是命中注定每年都失去朋友吗?

寂寞是很可怕的!!

Teaching Wing Chun

Today is my first time teaching my junior Wing Chun. Feel so stress leh Haha..
Si Fu is teaching a new batch junior,so he ask me to teach my junior but first time teaching sure got alot mistake and careless cause I don't have Exprience before.

At least I try my best to teach my junior^^

Tuesday, June 2, 2009

The Word "City"

This conversation was between An Iranian guy,a staff and I. This was happen at the concierge counter.

The Iranian walk to the Concierge Counter and I'm the one who serve him.

Jackie :Good afternoon sir,how may I help you.
Iranian:Got Afternun,I would leke to ask abort "City" (That's the way he pronouce)
Jackie :City??You mean the city brochures??
Iranian:Yeah Yeah..

I took out the brochures from the drawer.

Jackie :Here you go sir.
Iranian:No No No,I went a "City"
Jackie :Which city sir??
Iranian:"City"

Then a staff walk over and handle this case

Staff :Hello sir,how can I help you??
Iranian:I went er "City"
Staff:(Take the brochures from the drawer) Which city you want to go sir?
Iranian:Neo Neo Neo.I went a "City"
Staff:Ya sir,all the city is in the brochures.
Iranian:No No No,I wen a "City" (hand showing a round shape)

Jackie :Sir,you want a Compact Disc(CD)is it?
Iranian:Yea Yea,eh Compact Disc(CD), Due yu half eat??
Staff:Oh..CD,Compact Disc. Sir,you can get it from the business centre.
Iranian:Okai, Thank Yu
.

Staff:Gila Babi,Cakap pun tak tahu cakap baik baik..Nak CD tapi kata City( or CT)..ambeh engkau la..

Then we go back to work.

"Five" and " KLCC"

This convesation was between an Iranian lady and I when i'm training at concierge.This conversation was happen via the phone call from the guest.Enjoy reading and you will find out something intresting.

Jackie : Good Afternoon, concierge , Jackie speaking,how may I assist you?
Iranian:Err..Afternoon

Jackie :Good Afternoon ma'am
Iranian:What time is the shuttle??
Jackie :(Thinking)Ma'am,is 5 o clock. (That time was 4.45pm)
Iranian: Ohh..
Jackie :Ma'am, are you going to KLCC?
Iranian:KLCC??Erm..What time is the shuttle??
Jackie : Is 5 o clock ma'am. Are you going to KLCC??
Iranian:KLCC??Erm..Where is the nearest shopping mall??
Jackie :KLCC..It is just further up from the hotel..
Iranian: Oh.So, what time is the shuttle??
Jackie :5 o clock
Iranian:5??What time the shuttle move from the hotel??
Jackie :5 o clock ma'am
Iranian:What time is the shuttle??
Jackie :5 o clock
Iranian:Then What time the shuttle move from the hotel??
Jackie :5
Iranian:(Angry)WHAT TIME IS THE SHUTTLE??
Jackie :5 o clock
Iranian:WHAT TIME THE SHUTTLE MOVE FROM THE HOTEL??
Jackie :5 o clock ma'am.
Iranian:WHAT??
Jackie :The shuttle will move from the hotel at 5 o clock. It is just 10 more mins.
Iranian:Oo.. (Hang up)

Sunday, May 24, 2009

The Sad & Cruel World (Part 2) - The Mother's Love

The Drugs Trade

"I'm your mother!!You must listen to me!!! This is for your own good!!"

Mothers always mention this to their children because they're worry their children's future.

But there is a case in Malaysia,the mother had destroyed her daughter's future.

Criminal : 30 plus years old mother
Victim: 14 years old daughter

The mother is a drug addict. She is a poor woman and she is a single mother.She divorced with her first husband last 2 years and she re-married again but she divorced again 2 months ago.
She don't have money to buy drugs so she trade her 10 years old daughter with the drugs dealer.The Dealer was a friend of her ex-husband.


The 10 years old girl was forced to do sex with the uncle.However,the little girl did not report to anyone about this because the little girl was told by the uncle that this is a special therapy for her/Special gift from her mother.

So,the mother trade her daughter with the drug dealer almost 5 years.The little girl stopped her studies when she was 12.

One day the little girl met her aunt who just married and the aunt told her about Sex.
When her aunt finish the 'sex lesson',she realised that her mother and the uncle had cheated her for 5 years.She told the case to her aunt then they report to the police together.


Why human have become so mean and cruel?? Even animal understand the love and care to their children.






Look At This Mother

The Sad & Cruel World (Part 1) - The Law Had Change??

Rape in the taxi

Criminal : Taxi driver,Indian 27 years old
Victim : 16 years old student

PETALING JAYA: A 27-year-old taxi driver claimed trial at the Petaling Jaya Sessions Court to two charges of raping and forcing a 16-year-old girl to perform oral sex on him.

D. Ragu Naidu was arrested in Subang Jaya last Thursday, the day the girl lodged a police report.
This is just the beginning....

The taxi driver pleaded not guilty to raping the 16 years old student.(Some newspaper didn't not show this article)

Saturday, May 23, 2009

The Noob Drivers (Section 1)

This few weeks I saw alot noob drivers when I was driving to somewhere else.I think this is the reason why there are so many accidents happen on the road.

Case 1:'Pro' Parking

One thursday night at somewhere around Leisure Mall,I'm on the way back to my house from Aikido Class.

'So jam wan??' I'm wondering what's happening in front there.When I reach to the front.Yah Allah(learn from my maid)!!

The driver parked his car in the half of the parking bay and the head of the car was park at the middle of the road.There is a small lorong only how to pass??
Case 2: 'Pro' Signal

One day I was driving back home from Hotel Nikko.Somewhere near SSG,a driver signal left and stop the car at the roadside.When I almost reach beside him,the driver suddenly drive out to the road without right signal but still remain left signal.After that he drive S style(to the left to the right to the left to the right)##The left signal still on.
When he keep at the left lane with signal left,I thought he goin to Kg.Pandan.Mana tau he going straight. Almost Bang the car ==" Gila Betul!!

To be Continue...

Lost And Found

On 6 of April, it was my first day of training.I parked my car at Pandan Jaya LRT carpark.After I locked my car I take train to Hotel Nikko Kuala Lumpur for my training.


In the evening,I had finish my work.I took the train from Ampang Park station to Pandan Jaya Station.When I wanted to go to get my car,My car Was Disappeared!! Then I called my mum to fetch me at Pandan Jaya.Then we made a police report.


2 weeks later,the police called my mum that my car was found and had been send to the HQ Police Station.


These are the pictures


Tissues and some items & Speakers gone!!


Radio Gone!!



Speaker Gone!!







Steal everything in the car except that!!


Everything gone except the board(college item)!!

They even steal the car stickers,tissue,pen,shirts,umbrella and Etc.
Car battery Too!!






Reminder to the guys

Guys,Remember to take care of your 'brother'. If not it will GROW like his.




Sorry Bro^^ Don't Angry

Friday, April 3, 2009

Accident

The second class for AIKIDO class(2nd of April). I had improved my rolling and some basic moves.

However, I injured my back at the second class. Every AIKIDO class, we need to practice the moves with a partner.

I practiced with a senior.She taught me how to fall but I don't understand. So I fall by normal way. I slammed to the floor then I can't move at all.I was stunned at the moment.

After that I tried to stand up but I cant stand properly.I lying on the wall and rest.Can't Breathe at the moment.SakitNya!!

I still can feel the pain until now.Hope I can Recover Soon.

Tuesday, March 31, 2009

AIKIDO Class

Today is my first AIKIDO class. I'm the new student so The first class I only did the rolling, warming up and some Basic Moves.

About AIKIDO,I asked some seniors about it. They told me that AIKIDO is a part from judo because the moves is almost the same as judo.For me it's almost the same like the chinese style,Tai Chi. Maybe this is the Japanese Tai Chi ^^

If Interested please come and join us.
Venue: Same as the Wing Chun Class

Time: Tuesday 8pm
Thursday 8.30pm
Saturday (sometimes only)
Contact:Tony Yap 0122317069

Saturday, March 28, 2009

Car Accident!!!

First time!! First Time!! Car Accident!! Haiz

Just now I fetch my Gf to her relatives house.Then when I reach a junction,I look both side and make sure there is no car.

Good,no car then I turn left. Bang!! Habis !! I bang with a Kelisa that drove by an old lady. I didn't see her at all but she non stop blaming me "U tak nampak saya ke??" Okay I admit I didn't see her but if she saw me she should horn me right??But she failed to do it and now she want me to pay everything. Okay!!

I said I give her my hp number and Ic
"Tak mau"

I said I give her rm400
"Tak mau"

I said I give her rm600
"Tak mau"
rm700??
"Tak mau"
rm1000
"Tak mau"
Then apa cik mau??
"I bawa keretaku ke Workshop,nanti U bayar harga itu"
Ok cik tapi mana itu Workshop??
"Mana I tau??U bawa saya pergi"
Tapi saya tidak tinggal di sini
"Ok,U mau macam mana? I tak mau U punya duit I mau u bayar harga untuk Repair kereta ini"

OkOk..

Then the neighbours and my gf's relatives came and solve the problems.
BlaBlaBla.. the car was sent to the workshop and it's cost rm600 =="

Finally the Case solved!! Haiz

Thursday, March 5, 2009

Wing Chun Class

Today is my first Wing Chun Class.It was tiring but I enjoyed the lesson.Learn alot about Wing Chun moves and styles.

The dojo is near the Cheras Leisure Mall.It is located at the opposite of "碳一碳 " &"甜不甩"restaurant.

My Sifu,Tony Yap who has learnt Wing Chun for 20 years plus.He also learns Muay Thai,Aikido,Karate and more.

So if anyone is interested,please call-0122317069 (Tony Yap)

*The Wing Chun Class only available on Thursday 7.30pm(at cheras only)

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Stop By Police

Is 3 something,I'm in rush. I drove my car to Kesas Highway.I came out from a junction and I forced to slow down because a lorry is blocking my way.

Meanwhile, got 'MATA' at the front. I thought nothing will happen on me.Suddenly a police ask me to slow down and stop the car at the roadside. He asked me to off the engine and lower the window.


He said my speed was 110km/h and the saman was Rm300. I told him that a lorry was in front of me,how can I drive that fast. He said"I tak tau,Ini saman 300 tau??So U mau macam mana??saman ini 300.." He haven't write the saman or anything but just repeating that.

Then he gave back my license and I.C then said "Pergi la!!" =="

Thursday, February 5, 2009

Alone Watching Movie 单独的电影

今天,我从college回来。然后看见妹妹和她的朋友都在家看电视吃东西。我告诉他们我去看电影。
Today I came back from college. Then I saw my sister and her friend are eating while watching TV.I told them I'm going to watch movie.

之后,我就上楼换衣服及收拾去gym东西。东西都准备好了,我就开车去Cheras Leisure Mall。
Then I went up stair to change my cloth and pack cloth and pant for gym.After that I drive to Cheras Leisure Mall.

当我要泊车时,有一辆车竟然把车泊过头,波了两格。我只好找别的位子。
While I'm going to park my car,I saw a car accidently overpark,parked 2 boxes.So I forced to find another parking.

车泊好后,我把东西放在gym 里面然后去买票。
After parking my car,I left my things in the gym's locker then went to buy movie ticket.

戏名叫 Ong Bak 2 ,播放时间是6点40分。
Movie's name is Ong Bak 2, show time is 6.40pm.

我买了spritzer caramel combo 然后进戏院
I bought Spritzer caramel combo then went in to the cinema.

当初我以为这部戏会很好看因为第一集的Ong Bak 是很好看的,但是第二集却令我失望。结局是个谜因为看起来都没有结局的。
At first I thought this movie will be very interesting because the first episode is very nice but the second episode made me depress. The ending was terrible. Seem like no ending at all.

之后我就去gym啦。哈哈!!竟然忘记拿刚买的水。
After that I went to gym. Haha !! I forgot to take the water bottle that I just bought.

我换好衣服后,准备去跑步。碰巧遇见我的朋友,Arthur。我们聊了起来。
After I change my cloth and get ready to jog . I saw my friend,Arthur. We start chatting after we met.

当我去看时间表时,今天的9pm班是kickboxing 所以我马上进去了。还蛮不错的嘛!!
When I went to view the timetable board, today's 9pm class is kick boxing class that why I went in immediately. Not bad ma the class!!

JackieTWK Is BACK!!! 我回来了

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